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the AI content marketing department

A hundred posts a month. Zero of them typed.

Talk the way you already talk - voice notes, rants between calls. The department turns them into a feed that never goes quiet: written in your voice, illustrated, scheduled and published everywhere, on flows that run themselves.

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0
posts a month
0
networks alive
0
voice notes a week

the wall behind you: one month on Studio · video platforms get captions today

meanwhile, your actual feed
Last post: 27 days ago.

Ten opinions worth publishing form in your head every week and die in the car. Your buyers scroll every single day and never meet you. The competitor with the worse product is louder - and louder is winning.

27 days ago
“Happy holidays from the team.”
6 reactions · 0 demo calls
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the machine

One voice note in. Everything out.

No briefs, no calendar, no keyboard. You supply two minutes of talking; the machine runs the entire middle and keeps running it all week.

in - your voice
“they almost walked because they thought onboarding takes a month. it’s three days…”
2:07
quiet week? the idea bank feeds the machine instead
X4 posts · 1 thread
LinkedIn3 posts · 1 carousel
Instagram3 posts · images made
Threads4 posts
Your blog1 long-form
Telegram3 channel posts
Bluesky + more5 posts
TikTok · YouTubecaptions today - video on the roadmap

One note on Pro: 20 to 30 pieces across 8 premium networks, images included, slots picked. Solo starts at 3 premium networks.

automations, in plain words

Flows that run without you. Set them once, out loud.

No workflow builder, no nodes to drag. You describe the flow in a voice note; the department runs it forever, to your rules.

runs by itselfwhen a voice note lands

The ramble flow

Your default. One note becomes a scheduled week.

transcribematch strategy27 drafts6 imagespublish per your rules
runs by itselfwhen you go quiet 5 days

The quiet-week flow

Every note you ever sent is banked. Silence does not reach your feed.

idea bank picks a bangerfresh cut, new angleships to your rules
runs by itselfevery thursday, 10:00

The long-form flow

Your blog stays alive, and every article feeds the short-form week.

article to Ghost / WordPress6 teaser cutdownspaste-ready Medium + Substack
runs by itselfwhen a post fails

The retry flow

The category’s worst habit is failing silently. This one fails loud.

retryreslot if neededDM you within a minute
runs by itselfwhen a post overperforms

The amplify flow

A post hits, so it gets another life - re-cut for the feeds you already have, not one text pasted everywhere.

spot the winnerre-cut per networkping you - one tap

Most feeds die quietly. Yours fails loud and wins loudly: when a post overperforms, the department tells you why and offers the re-cut in one message - that used to be an hour in Canva, now it’s one tap.

the volume math

It compounds while you work.

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voice notes a week
→
0
ideas mined out of them
→
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networks, cut to fit each
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0
posts a week
0
posts a year, in your voice, without a keyboard

A Pro year - 8 premium networks, unlimited standard channels. Not 1,404 copies of one text: every piece is its own cut, and anything generic dies against your rules.

what a content department actually costs

To run a feed like that, you would hire four people. Or one agent.

This is the team behind a business that is visible everywhere: someone to decide what to say, someone to write it, someone to make it look good, someone to ship it every day. Here is the monthly bill.

Content strategistdecides what you say and when
$6,502/mo
Social media managerruns the calendar and the accounts
$6,211/mo
Graphic designerevery image, every carousel
$6,158/mo
Ghostwriterturns your thinking into posts
$2,000/mo
Bangersall four jobs, one voice note
$49/mo
the payroll for that team
$0
a month, every month. $250,452 a year, before laptops, software, management and the three months it takes to hire them.
the same work, on Pro
$49/mo
426× less, live this week

No hiring, no onboarding, no managing. It starts the day your invite opens.

Salary figures are 2026 US averages: content strategist $78,026/yr, social media manager $74,536/yr, graphic designer $73,892/yr (Built In). Ghostwriter shown at $2,000/mo, the middle of the $1,000-$3,000 retainer range our own buyers report. Agencies quote $3,000-$8,000 a month for less. Your local numbers will differ; the ratio does not.

you are the boss, not the bottleneck

It works by your rules. Including the rule where you disappear.

Tell it how involved you want to be, in plain words, once. Full hands-off publishing, a Friday digest, or a hard stop on anything that touches money - the agent runs to the rules you set and you change them with a voice note.

in the beta today: every post waits for your yes - the autonomy dial ships next

“Post to LinkedIn and X without asking me.”

hands-off publishing

“Anything about pricing or a named client, hold it for me.”

guardrail

“Three a day maximum. Never weekends.”

cadence

“Friday at 17:00, show me next week in one message.”

digest

“Never use the word excited. Never open with a question.”

voice

“Send me every single post to approve first.”

off - but it is one sentence away

Whatever the rules say, one thing never changes: if a post fails to go out, you get a DM within a minute with what broke and a retry button. Nothing disappears quietly.

bangersyour department · online
wednesday · running your rulesSix posts went out today across X, LinkedIn and Threads. You did not need to see them, so you did not.
held for you · mentions pricing“We charge $9k for the audit because the cheap version costs you a quarter…” - your rule says money talk waits for you.
Change the ruleSend it
send it
✓Live. 27 posts this week, one needed you for 8 seconds. Next Friday digest is queued.

Allergic to AI slop? Same.

Generic AI writes from a prompt. Bangers writes from a recording of you actually saying it. The difference is audible.

what everyone else ships prompt → post
🎯 Excited to share my thoughts on client onboarding! In today’s fast-paced business landscape, first impressions matter more than ever. Here are 5 game-changing strategies to level up your process… 👇
✗could be anyone - same voice as 10,000 other feeds
✗invented from a topic, not from a real experience
✗one text copy-pasted to every network
✗posted on a whim, with no rules and no memory of your business
what bangers ships your voice → post
Marat
founder, dev agency
A client almost walked last week because they thought setup takes a month. It takes three days. We just never said it anywhere. Silent objections don’t show up in your CRM - they show up in deals that “went quiet.”
✓your words, your phrasing - it happened to you
✓re-cut per network, never one text pasted everywhere
✓it runs to your rules - nothing generic gets past them
The slop test: cover the name on the post. If it could be anyone’s, it doesn’t ship.

Pick your volume. Skip the writing.

The team that does this costs $20,871 a month. A ghostwriter alone is $1,000 to $3,000 and still does not sound like you. No free plan - one good post pays for the month. Cancel in one tap.

Solo
$29/mo
Your voice, always-on, on your three biggest channels.
✓3 big networks - X, LinkedIn, Instagram…
✓unlimited standard channels - Telegram, Bluesky, blog
✓unlimited voice notes and drafts (fair use)
✓300 media credits/mo - images and video
✓your rules, plus nudges when you go quiet
✓1 brand
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Pro
$49/mo
The full department: long-form, series, campaigns.
✓8 big networks - every major platform
✓unlimited standard channels
✓1,500 media credits/mo
✓long-form: Ghost/WP publishing + paste-ready Medium/Substack drafts
✓full proactive agent - series and campaigns
✓priority support
Join the waitlist
Studio
$99/mo
The whole department, for every brand you run.
✓15 big networks + unlimited standard channels
✓3,500 media credits/mo
✓3 brands / workspaces
✓everything in Pro
✓founder access - monthly call
Join the waitlist
Every plan: your voice learned from your own takes, your rules on what ships and what waits, failures DM you within a minute. No dashboards to babysit, no ad spend, no PR retainers. Pay yearly, get 2 months free. Need more images or video? Top up from $5 - credits never expire. Unlimited means fair use.
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